Friday, April 3, 2009
jokes(:
Qn: Who likes to drink cocoa?
Ans: A Cocoanut.
Qn: Why are there gates around graveyards?
Ans: Because everybody is DYING to get in!
Qn: How did the telephone propose to the lady?
Ans: It gave her a ring!
Qn: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
Ans: To get to the second-hand shop!
Qn: Which is faster: Hot or Cold?
Ans: Hot, 'cause you can catch a cold!
Qn: Why did the boy put lipstick on his head?
Ans: Because he wanted to make up his mind!
Qn: Why do people carry umbrellas?
Ans: Because umbrellas can't walk!
haha:)
~lamer.
